Post by vasily on Apr 7, 2007 2:29:48 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]you know you are when...[/glow]
When you go prone in the middle of a store every time you hear a loud noise.
When you crouch and lean around every corner to make sure the coast is clear.
When you crack a door open a few inches before opening it.
When you shout "Grenade!" every time the refridgerator compressor turns on.
When you shout "I'm hit!" and call for a medic when somebody taps you on the back.
You call your parking space at work your "Spawn Point/Regen"
Whenever someone makes popcorn in the microwave you yell "Take Cover!"
When given a performance review at work you call it your "kill rate"
You loudly accuse the old lady who is slowing the line at the grocery store or restaurant a camper.
Whenever someone trips and falls you shout "Enemy Down!"
You invite your girlfriend over for a candlelit dinner of curry and burgers with free bbs.
You shout "HOOAH!" when your favourite sports team scores
you scream TAKE COVER after gettin hit by something
you think the guy hiding behind the tree is considered a camper
your wife remembers your call name and insults you
When you start butting in as soon as someone mention's m-16's trying to tell them everything about it.
When you feel like playing capture the flag at night-time, and if you do, you always sneak really quietly and slowly.
When you always say roger and negative instead of yes and no.
When you see squirrels, you think of how unskilled they are.
;D
When you go prone in the middle of a store every time you hear a loud noise.
When you crouch and lean around every corner to make sure the coast is clear.
When you crack a door open a few inches before opening it.
When you shout "Grenade!" every time the refridgerator compressor turns on.
When you shout "I'm hit!" and call for a medic when somebody taps you on the back.
You call your parking space at work your "Spawn Point/Regen"
Whenever someone makes popcorn in the microwave you yell "Take Cover!"
When given a performance review at work you call it your "kill rate"
You loudly accuse the old lady who is slowing the line at the grocery store or restaurant a camper.
Whenever someone trips and falls you shout "Enemy Down!"
You invite your girlfriend over for a candlelit dinner of curry and burgers with free bbs.
You shout "HOOAH!" when your favourite sports team scores
you scream TAKE COVER after gettin hit by something
you think the guy hiding behind the tree is considered a camper
your wife remembers your call name and insults you
When you start butting in as soon as someone mention's m-16's trying to tell them everything about it.
When you feel like playing capture the flag at night-time, and if you do, you always sneak really quietly and slowly.
When you always say roger and negative instead of yes and no.
When you see squirrels, you think of how unskilled they are.
;D